When you were a kid did your mother make you kiss all of your aunts during the holidays? My mom did...
I hated to do it, but I kissed them anyway since mom could get a little psycho when I did not follow her orders.
My brother and sister never complained about it, but I could see through all of their disguises.
Well after this year no one will make me kiss them again since I went out and got an aggressive strain of oral herpes.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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