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Most Emailed Photos - 07/28/2004 by Luminaire
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Yo mama is a fat pig!

And yo mama such a ho she did everyone at my birthday party!

And dag, yo mama ugly. If my dog was as ugly as yo mama I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<mypalmike> Yoyoma.
<Axolotl> Seinfeld geek?
<superwoman biatch> These insults would have come in very handy in middle school!!
<Luminaire> I don't like Seinfeld, so I'm not sure what the reference would be. I can tell you that I got the last insult from a Life in Hell cartoon in the 80s.

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