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Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004 by 3Suns
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FUFU! Is that ham you're eating there? Shame on you! Just because it's after Passover doesn't mean ham is kosher all of a sudden.

This time thousands of years ago, the Israelites were wandering through the desert. They didn't have ham, or even yeast. All they had was matzoh and a few bottles of Manischewitz.

What's that? Yes I know Mommy had a yeast infection during Passover, but that doesn't make her a sinner.


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<Kumiho> can you be a sinner in Judaism?
<3Suns> hmm, I guess you're right Kumi. Judging from the old testament lingo, it should read "that doesn't make her unclean," even though it kinda does.

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