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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by Kumiho
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"I'll talk, I'll talk!" Squealed the Jerboa in the hunter's crushing grip-

Which is why we monkies,(Elivs and guyP shown above) in fear for our life from the brushmeat trade-

have been forced to shave and hide amongst the very species that hunts us. (Looking good there in your red white and blue, Elvis!)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 10 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> SH*T!!!! I thought that middle pic of me and Elvis was destroyed long ago!! It was college, people! We were just 'experimenting' with our sexuality!
<Morgus> My hair was real long in college, too.
<ajiav> 
<Kumiho> What's a "comment" rating worth? ;_;
<mypalmike> I like the first caption and the second, but I don't understand the connection between them.
<guyPaulo> See, the jerboa and us monkies are both potential bushmeat. We feel its pain.
<Carol> Funny!
<ElvisThePelvis> That wasn't me...I was in Korea, no Viet Nam, uh I was...
<ElvisThePelvis> Plus, my tits are way bigger than that...you don't think I would have them make me tiny tits do you?
<Kumiho> I know you wanted the really large set, Elvis, but I also know our budget couldn't handle the cost Dr. Inflato quoted us for the massive sized boobs.

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