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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by Kumiho
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"I'll talk, I'll talk!" Squealed the Jerboa in the hunter's crushing grip-

Which is why we monkies,(Elivs and guyP shown above) in fear for our life from the brushmeat trade-

have been forced to shave and hide amongst the very species that hunts us. (Looking good there in your red white and blue, Elvis!)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<guyPaulo> SH*T!!!! I thought that middle pic of me and Elvis was destroyed long ago!! It was college, people! We were just 'experimenting' with our sexuality!
<Morgus> My hair was real long in college, too.
<ajiav> 
<Kumiho> What's a "comment" rating worth? ;_;
<mypalmike> I like the first caption and the second, but I don't understand the connection between them.
<guyPaulo> See, the jerboa and us monkies are both potential bushmeat. We feel its pain.
<Carol> Funny!
<ElvisThePelvis> That wasn't me...I was in Korea, no Viet Nam, uh I was...
<ElvisThePelvis> Plus, my tits are way bigger than that...you don't think I would have them make me tiny tits do you?
<Kumiho> I know you wanted the really large set, Elvis, but I also know our budget couldn't handle the cost Dr. Inflato quoted us for the massive sized boobs.

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