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I look at the people who say they are christian and I wonder. Don't many fundamentalist christians believe that they have a special relationship with god?

Then why does one nation under god need bigger weapons to kill more people? If christians believe in god and god is about loving one another where does that fascination with weapons come in?

Jimmy Carter recently said about funamentalism, "..., anyone who does disagree with [him or her], since [he or she is] harnessed to God in a unique way, then, by definition, must be wrong. And the second step is if you are in disagreement with [his or her] concept of the way to worship, even among the Christian community, is that you are inferior to [him or her]. And then the ultimate progression of that is that you’re not only different and wrong and inferior but in some ways you are subhuman."

So I wonder if the whole of fundamental chritianity merely experiences me as a dog?

Will I be the next member of the axis of evil?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Well I broke the shit out of that format...and offended people too!!
<apple juice is a verb> You have broken format in a very new and exciting way. I salute you.
<Fah Q> I am offended. Not be the message , but because it was soooo long to read!
<mypalmike> Many Christians believe Christ loves only Christians.

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