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"Wow, they really mean it when they say those things can put an eye out." Lil said to me. We were in a safe house, no thanks to him/her/it, and Lil was watching some home improvement show on TV.

Right about then there was a knock at the door. Tentivetly I peeked out the spy hole fearing some political fatcat had sold me out to save his bacon,

but instead it was the Agent Tzu, with a new assignment for us. I was pleased, as I was getting bored. Lil wasn't, remembering his/her/its last encounter with Tzu and turned into a lamp to avoid Tzu's amourous advances.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> I'd hit on a lamp. If it were a sexy lamp.
<Kumiho> knowing you, you'd probably just yank it's chain.
<apple juice is a verb> Oh, but I'd still have to screw something into its socket before that did any good...

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