Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

by Jmofwiw

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

"Does this outfit make my butt look big?"

It was the ultimate loaded question.

I stalled for time trying to think of a good answer...

Desperately I sought an escape:

~~Yes, but in a nice way.~~
~~No, it makes your butt look skinny.~~
~~Butt? What butt?~~

I couldn't let her make a monkey out of me again.

I just didn't know
what to say!

Speechless I fled
on my new bionic legs.

The coward's way out.

Why does she do that to me?

(reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 138 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:52 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:51 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:50 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:49 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:48 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:47 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:46 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:45 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:44 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:43 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:42 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:41 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:40 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:39 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:38 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:37 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:36 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:35 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:34 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:33 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:32 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:31 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:30 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:28 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:27 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:26 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:25 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:24 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:23 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:22 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:21 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:20 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:19 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:18 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:17 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:16 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:14 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:13 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:11 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:09 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:06 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:05 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:04 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:03 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:02 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:01 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:00 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:59 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:58 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:57 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:50 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:48 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:47 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:45 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:43 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:42 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:41 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:40 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:39 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:38 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:37 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:36 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:35 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:34 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:33 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:32 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:31 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:30 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:29 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:28 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:27 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:26 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:25 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:24 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:23 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:18 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:17 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:16 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:15 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:14 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:13 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:12 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:11 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:10 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:09 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:08 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:07 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:06 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:05 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:04 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:03 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:02 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:01 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:00 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:59 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:58 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:57 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:56 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:55 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:54 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:53 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:52 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:51 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:49 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:46 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:45 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:44 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:42 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:41 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:37 Caption #969

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:33 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:30 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:29 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:28 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:24 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:20 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:17 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:16 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:15 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:14 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:13 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:12 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:11 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:10 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:09 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:07 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:06 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:05 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:04 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:03 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:02 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:01 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:00 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:59 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:58 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:57 Caption #940

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 14 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> this one is awesome. and so true.
<Stormi> So, Lauren, why do you tease the male populous of Mostemailedpia like that?
<H. Monkey> Stormi, it is Mostmailedopolis. Please get it right.
<Stormi> I thought the country was Mostemailedpia and the capital was Mostemailedopolis.
<Mort> Almost right: Mostemailedopolis is the capital of Mostemailedphotopia, but most people call it Mepland for short.
<Stormi> Ah. Thanks for the correction.
<mypalmike> Mepland? I've been living here for years and I've never heard it...
<Mort> It helps if you actually leave the house Mike!
<Stormi> And you call yourself a monky! (MEPlander)
<Lauren> Ah, Stormi, they can't all be about me. This one must be about Carol. I am old enough to know better than to ask such a loaded question. I hate to see a man's head explode. Even if it's only here in Mostemailedphotopia.
<Stormi> I see. You can't be everywhere, huh?
<Lauren> Nor can I be everyone. But I am YOU.
<Zebra Girl> No you aren't I'm Stormi!
<Carol> It's not about me, I'm neither that insecure nor cruel. Maybe everyone is Stormi, she is a higher, ethereal being produced from our transcendent consciousnesses.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post