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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Jmofwiw
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"Does this outfit make my butt look big?"

It was the ultimate loaded question.

I stalled for time trying to think of a good answer...

Desperately I sought an escape:

Yes, but in a nice way.
No, it makes your butt look skinny.
Butt? What butt?

I couldn't let her make a monkey out of me again.

I just didn't know
what to say!

Speechless I fled
on my new bionic legs.

The coward's way out.

Why does she do that to me?

(reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> this one is awesome. and so true.
<Stormi> So, Lauren, why do you tease the male populous of Mostemailedpia like that?
<H. Monkey> Stormi, it is Mostmailedopolis. Please get it right.
<Stormi> I thought the country was Mostemailedpia and the capital was Mostemailedopolis.
<Mort> Almost right: Mostemailedopolis is the capital of Mostemailedphotopia, but most people call it Mepland for short.
<Stormi> Ah. Thanks for the correction.
<mypalmike> Mepland? I've been living here for years and I've never heard it...
<Mort> It helps if you actually leave the house Mike!
<Stormi> And you call yourself a monky! (MEPlander)
<Lauren> Ah, Stormi, they can't all be about me. This one must be about Carol. I am old enough to know better than to ask such a loaded question. I hate to see a man's head explode. Even if it's only here in Mostemailedphotopia.
<Stormi> I see. You can't be everywhere, huh?
<Lauren> Nor can I be everyone. But I am YOU.
<Zebra Girl> No you aren't I'm Stormi!
<Carol> It's not about me, I'm neither that insecure nor cruel. Maybe everyone is Stormi, she is a higher, ethereal being produced from our transcendent consciousnesses.

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