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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Jmofwiw
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"Does this outfit make my butt look big?"

It was the ultimate loaded question.

I stalled for time trying to think of a good answer...

Desperately I sought an escape:

Yes, but in a nice way.
No, it makes your butt look skinny.
Butt? What butt?

I couldn't let her make a monkey out of me again.

I just didn't know
what to say!

Speechless I fled
on my new bionic legs.

The coward's way out.

Why does she do that to me?

(reuters)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> this one is awesome. and so true.
<Stormi> So, Lauren, why do you tease the male populous of Mostemailedpia like that?
<H. Monkey> Stormi, it is Mostmailedopolis. Please get it right.
<Stormi> I thought the country was Mostemailedpia and the capital was Mostemailedopolis.
<Mort> Almost right: Mostemailedopolis is the capital of Mostemailedphotopia, but most people call it Mepland for short.
<Stormi> Ah. Thanks for the correction.
<mypalmike> Mepland? I've been living here for years and I've never heard it...
<Mort> It helps if you actually leave the house Mike!
<Stormi> And you call yourself a monky! (MEPlander)
<Lauren> Ah, Stormi, they can't all be about me. This one must be about Carol. I am old enough to know better than to ask such a loaded question. I hate to see a man's head explode. Even if it's only here in Mostemailedphotopia.
<Stormi> I see. You can't be everywhere, huh?
<Lauren> Nor can I be everyone. But I am YOU.
<Zebra Girl> No you aren't I'm Stormi!
<Carol> It's not about me, I'm neither that insecure nor cruel. Maybe everyone is Stormi, she is a higher, ethereal being produced from our transcendent consciousnesses.

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