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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by obtuse
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Edward Clean, otherwise known as The Almighty Shine, presented his demands to the World Council.

If they were not met, he would use his superpowers to redirect cosmic rays towards the Earth, causing hideous genetic mutations!

On the butts of females everywhere, the call went out...

Would the Shaolin Monkey be able to foil this dastardly plot?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<obtuse> Today's worked pretty well for the comic book theme too.
<3Suns> lol. Now that you mention it, that underwear reminds me of the parchment drawings from the Kung Fu flick "Iron Monkey"
<apple juice is a veb> If you'll excuse the vulgarity, I would love to be the superhero who has to examine female ass to know he's being summoned.
<Lauren> apple juice, my how you've changed... just what is a 'veb,' anyhow?

Oh, yeah, good caption, obtuse.

<applejuiceisaconjunction> Hmm, a google search comes up with a bunch of stuff, but this looks the most promising... ...www.sexy-emails-and-more.com...
<apple juice is a verb> lol...sorry. *hangs head in shame*
<Lauren> I see you found one of guyPaulo's favorite sites.
<apple juice is a verb> 'applejuiceisaconjunction' is actually one of those phakers who changed my name slightly...though I don't mind so much, I do apologize for the pop-up porno havoc that I have unwittingly inpired.

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