[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Edward Clean, otherwise known as The Almighty Shine, presented his demands to the World Council.

If they were not met, he would use his superpowers to redirect cosmic rays towards the Earth, causing hideous genetic mutations!

On the butts of females everywhere, the call went out...

Would the Shaolin Monkey be able to foil this dastardly plot?

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 58 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:02Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:01Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:00Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:59Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:58Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:57Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:56Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:55Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:54Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:53Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:52Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:51Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:50Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:49Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:48Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:47Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:46Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:45Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:44Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:42Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:41Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:40Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:39Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:38Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:37Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:36Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:35Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:34Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:33Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:32Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:31Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:30Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:29Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:28Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:27Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:26Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:25Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:24Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:23Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:22Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:21Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:20Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:19Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:18Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:17Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:16Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:14Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:13Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:12Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:11Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:10Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:09Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:08Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:07Caption #733

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> Today's worked pretty well for the comic book theme too.
<3Suns> lol. Now that you mention it, that underwear reminds me of the parchment drawings from the Kung Fu flick "Iron Monkey"
<apple juice is a veb> If you'll excuse the vulgarity, I would love to be the superhero who has to examine female ass to know he's being summoned.
<Lauren> apple juice, my how you've changed... just what is a 'veb,' anyhow?

Oh, yeah, good caption, obtuse.

<applejuiceisaconjunction> Hmm, a google search comes up with a bunch of stuff, but this looks the most promising... ...www.sexy-emails-and-more.com...
<apple juice is a verb> lol...sorry. *hangs head in shame*
<Lauren> I see you found one of guyPaulo's favorite sites.
<apple juice is a verb> 'applejuiceisaconjunction' is actually one of those phakers who changed my name slightly...though I don't mind so much, I do apologize for the pop-up porno havoc that I have unwittingly inpired.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post