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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004

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As a sumo, meal planning is very important. I like to begin my day with a light sushi snack. {turns to woman} Come with me my snack.

I eat a carefully controlled portion of meat daily.

And I always drink plenty of fresh warm milk...it does a body good.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Hehe... ain't gettin' nothin' but saline outta those teats...
<guyPaulo> Hah! I racked my brain trying to figure out a breast-feeding referrence, but was stumped. Good one.
<Lauren> For some reason, I like this and at the same time, I find it yucky.
<Mort> Very funny but did you really have to go there?
<mypalmike> Yucky funny.

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