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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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As a sumo, meal planning is very important. I like to begin my day with a light sushi snack. {turns to woman} Come with me my snack.

I eat a carefully controlled portion of meat daily.

And I always drink plenty of fresh warm milk...it does a body good.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Hehe... ain't gettin' nothin' but saline outta those teats...
<guyPaulo> Hah! I racked my brain trying to figure out a breast-feeding referrence, but was stumped. Good one.
<Lauren> For some reason, I like this and at the same time, I find it yucky.
<Mort> Very funny but did you really have to go there?
<mypalmike> Yucky funny.

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