Ahoy mates and tars, now draw near I've tales that'll turn you topsy-turvey Listen to the rhyme of the ancient mariner. Never mind the appearance - 3rd degree scurvy.
I've been to South Amerikee And seen giant rodents As high as your eeey. Rum gives you those moments.
Sailed Cape of Good Hope Where it tossed til I barfed. Good name? I'd say nope. Tis why I stick to the wharfs.
Matey, is that a flask in your vest pocket?
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