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Axolotl - 10/12/2004 by This could be your name
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This is your fault, kid!

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Keep you hands off your family jewels at all times!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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