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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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Kirk held the Ambassador of Felonia tightly in his grip...intent on crushing the life out of the terrible tabby.

But the ambassador unleashed his spinning force shear weapon against Kirk's bulging crotch.

Now Kirk would never know the pleasures of the shaven felines of Felonia.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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