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Most Emailed Photos - 04/21/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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She asked to hold my "little monkey", if you know what I mean.

I agreed because she was such a hottie.


Seconds later I was in agony.


This is the police photofit.
They're calling her the
Tennessee Testicle Tweaker
(AP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> I'm staying out of Tennessee for sure.
<ElvisThePelvis> Why do you think I left Tennessee for the fertile plains of Mississippi.

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