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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by obtuse
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LADIES! You are like beautiful flowers beyond compare. Please step forward!

Don't be afraid to crowd each other.

[Damn, look at these hotties.
I'm never going back to Gaul.]

Step back, fellas. This one is for the womenfolk only.

It is I, Dikkus Elephantitus Maximus, who presents to you a monster worthy of another epic poem.

Be careful, fair maidens. It is very much alive...

(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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