[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 407 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:13Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:11Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:10Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:09Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:07Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:06Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:05Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:03Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:02Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:59Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:58Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:57Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:56Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:54Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:52Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:50Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:47Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:44Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:43Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:41Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:38Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:37Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:36Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:33Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:32Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:30Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:29Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:26Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:25Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:23Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:22Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:19Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:16Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:15Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:14Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:12Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:09Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:08Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:07Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:06Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:04Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:02Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:00Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:59Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:58Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:57Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:56Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:54Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:50Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:49Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:48Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:47Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:46Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:43Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:42Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:40Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:38Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:37Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:35Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:34Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:33Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:32Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:30Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:29Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:28Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:27Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:24Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:21Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:20Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:19Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:17Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:16Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:12Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:10Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:08Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:07Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:06Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:05Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:04Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:02Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:01Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:00Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:58Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:57Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:55Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:52Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:48Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:47Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:46Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:43Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:42Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:40Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:39Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:38Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:37Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:35Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:32Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:31Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:30Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:29Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:28Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:26Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:22Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:21Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:20Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:16Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:13Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:12Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:11Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:08Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:06Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:04Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:02Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:01Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:59Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:54Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:53Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:51Caption #00
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:50Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:49Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:44Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:41Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:40Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:38Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:34Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:32Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:30Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:27Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:26Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:24Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:23Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:20Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:19Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:16Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:13Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:10Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:08Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:07Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:06Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:05Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:04Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:03Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:02Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:01Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:00Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:57Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:55Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:54Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:50Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:49Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:48Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:46Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:40Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:38Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:35Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:34Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:33Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:30Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:27Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:26Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:25Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:22Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:20Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:17Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:14Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:12Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:10Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:08Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:07Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:03Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:02Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:00Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:58Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:57Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:54Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:48Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:47Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:46Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:45Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:44Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:42Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:41Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:40Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:38Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:37Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:36Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:33Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:32Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:31Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:30Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:28Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:26Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:25Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:23Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:22Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:20Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:20Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:18Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:16Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:14Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:09Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:07Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:06Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:03Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:00Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:54Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:53Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:52Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:50Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:48Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:47Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:46Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:45Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:44Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:42Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:41Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:39Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:38Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:36Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:35Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:34Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:31Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:27Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:26Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:25Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:24Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:23Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:21Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:19Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:18Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:17Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:16Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:15Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:11Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:06Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:05Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:04Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:03Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:01Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:00Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:59Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:53Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:51Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:47Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:44Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:43Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:41Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:40Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:36Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:35Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:34Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:32Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:31Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:30Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:29Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:28Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:27Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:26Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:22Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:21Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:20Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:19Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:18Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:17Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:15Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:13Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:12Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:11Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:10Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:09Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:07Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:06Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:05Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:03Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:02Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:01Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:00Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:59Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:58Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:57Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:56Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:55Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:54Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:52Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:50Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:47Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:43Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:42Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:41Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:40Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:38Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:37Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:35Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:34Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:33Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:32Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:31Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:30Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:29Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:27Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:26Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:25Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:21Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:20Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:16Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:15Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:13Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:12Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:11Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:10Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:07Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:05Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:04Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:00Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:58Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:57Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:52Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:51Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:50Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:49Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:48Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:47Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:46Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:42Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:40Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:38Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:37Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:36Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:35Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:34Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:33Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:31Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:29Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:28Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:27Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:26Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:25Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:23Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:22Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:20Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:19Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:17Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:16Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:14Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:13Caption #549

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post