[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 379 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:45Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:42Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:38Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:36Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:35Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:34Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:33Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:32Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:30Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:28Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:27Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:26Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:25Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:24Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:23Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:22Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:20Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:19Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:17Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:16Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:14Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:13Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:11Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:08Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:07Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:06Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:04Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:03Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:02Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:01Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:59Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:58Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:54Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:53Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:52Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:50Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:49Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:47Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:44Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:43Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:42Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:38Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:37Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:36Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:34Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:33Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:31Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:29Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:28Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:27Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:26Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:25Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:24Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:23Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:22Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:17Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:15Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:14Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:09Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:08Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:07Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:06Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:04Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:03Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:02Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:01Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:00Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:58Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:57Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:56Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:55Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:53Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:52Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:51Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:50Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:49Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:48Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:47Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:46Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:45Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:42Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:41Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:40Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:39Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:38Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:36Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:35Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:34Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:33Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:31Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:30Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:26Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:23Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:22Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:21Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:20Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:17Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:16Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:15Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:13Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:12Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:11Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:10Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:08Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:06Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:05Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:04Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:01Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:59Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:58Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:57Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:56Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:54Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:50Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:49Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:48Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:42Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:41Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:37Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:36Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:35Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:34Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:32Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:31Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:30Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:29Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:27Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:24Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:22Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:21Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:20Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:19Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:18Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:17Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:13Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:10Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:08Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:07Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:05Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:03Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:01Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:57Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:56Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:55Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:54Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:53Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:52Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:47Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:42Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:38Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:35Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:34Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:32Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:30Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:29Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:28Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:22Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:21Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:17Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:16Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:12Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:10Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:06Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:05Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:03Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:01Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:59Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:53Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:52Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:50Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:49Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:48Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:47Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:42Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:36Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:35Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:34Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:33Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:29Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:27Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:26Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:25Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:24Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:23Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:22Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:21Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:17Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:14Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:13Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:11Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:09Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:08Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:07Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:02Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:00Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:59Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:56Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:55Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:53Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:52Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:51Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:46Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:45Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:44Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:43Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:42Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:41Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:40Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:39Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:36Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:35Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:34Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:33Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:31Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:30Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:27Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:26Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:25Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:24Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:22Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:21Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:17Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:16Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:14Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:11Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:09Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:06Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:05Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:04Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:03Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:00Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:59Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:58Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:57Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:54Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:53Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:52Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:51Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:50Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:46Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:45Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:43Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:42Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:41Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:40Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:39Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:37Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:36Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:35Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:33Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:32Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:31Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:27Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:26Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:25Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:21Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:19Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:17Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:16Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:15Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:14Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:13Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:12Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:11Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:10Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:09Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:08Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:03Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:02Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:57Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:54Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:53Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:52Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:50Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:45Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:41Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:39Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:38Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:37Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:36Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:33Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:32Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:31Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:29Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:28Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:27Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:25Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:24Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:23Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:22Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:21Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:20Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:17Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:16Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:15Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:14Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:13Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:12Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:11Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:10Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:06Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:05Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:03Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:01Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:59Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:58Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:57Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:56Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:53Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:51Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:50Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:49Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:48Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:47Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:46Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:45Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:43Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:42Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:41Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:40Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:39Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:38Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:35Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:34Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:33Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:32Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:31Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:30Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:26Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:25Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:21Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:20Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:19Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:18Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:17Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:16Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:15Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:14Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:13Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:10Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:09Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:08Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:07Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:03Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:03Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:01Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:00Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:59Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:58Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:54Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:52Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:51Caption #994
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:50Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:49Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:48Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:47Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:46Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:45Caption #878

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post