For my bucks night, they told me they had lined me up with some young exotic pussy.
Twelve slammers later, they took me to a tatoo and peircing place of ill repute, down by the docks. I think I fainted in the chair, and was there for a while.
In the morning, I woke up with *this* draped over my arm. I ended up chewing it off and running.
Man, I hate my friends.
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