[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/05/2005 by Mort
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Edna had these two tips about how to keep the same man interested for over eighty years.

#1 Use a firm grasp on the horn.

#2 ... well we can't actually repeat her second tip.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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