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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by guyPaulo
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Like a mom giraffe,
I cared for my co-workers
In today's meeting.

In our agenda,
We discussed important stuff;
Like the number 9.

But my thoughts were here.
"Explosive Diarrhea!"
Too cool to pass up.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<obtuse> 
Incessant posting
of diarrheal exploits
is monotonous.

Perhaps a new meme?
Try goiter, or maybe gout.
Here's one: LUMBERJACKS.

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