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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Axolotl
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It's cataclsymicaly orgasmisc on an alost dendrophobic cosmic level!

If you allow your pereceptions to alleviate themselves of some of your probationary inhibitions you might quire an aestethic sense calibrated to experience the rapture and joy of having someone...

PUKE RAW SEAL GUTS

all over your belly!!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I once said this and meant it:

...mostemailed.xidus.net...

Now I rest my case....

<3Suns> Crass... and just in time, too!
<ajiav> 
<Carol> Haha ... nice punch line!

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