Here, honey, some flowers for you! I love you so much! And I'm so sorry I said you were looking kind of chubby.
But after all, you certainly could lose a little weight. I mean, we both know why you never wear swimsuits.
I'm not saying you should overdo it or anything. Anorexia is a serious problem. I'm just...
OK, honey. Put away the knife. I'll shut up now.
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