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"Zelfnar, come forth---

Your intelligence suggests that Earth-people look like this...

"...yet receive sustenance from this.

Old age apparantly makes one slow, young Zelfnar, because this I can hardly understand."

"Then I shall explain, my captain:

By juxtaposing these images I hoped to create a situation where I could make some heavy-handed and preachy social commentary, which will keep the Earth-people feeling inferior and provide the moral inspiration for yet another Twilight Zone-type movie or television show. Sir."

"Good work, Zelfnar, now let us say something elitist regarding the Earth-people's tribal and warlike nature...."

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