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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by O-Ren Ishii
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Yes, Westerners are always shocked by the mystical techniques of the Shao-Lin monks.

Novices like "The Bride" attempt all sorts of esoteric costumes and practices, hoping to prepare.

But what chance do they have, when I can decapitate myself before they even make a move?
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<Hysterical Woman> That's the type of move you can only make once (unless your a ghost).
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