[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/19/2004 by David Byrden
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Oh, god, why did I bring these two guys home last night? How drunk was I? Who did who?

I gotta get my act together. Like, cut my nails and buy a skirt and stuff.

I wanna be dating the kind of guys I deserve to date.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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