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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/06/2004 by guyPaulo
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A swift hammer-strike to the back of the head was all it took to immobilize that stupid feline. Once unconcious, it was a breeze to tie her to the skateboard and send Sassy rolling into traffic. HAHA!!!

Next, the golden retreiver "fell" into a wood chipper and was quickly reduced to a fine puree. To hide the evidence, I dropped off the barrell of doggy-flesh near a hotdog factory. God only knows what happened to Shadow's remains then.

My quest for vengence was complete when the yapping pup had his "fishing" accident. I guess Chance shouldn't have been wearing that cement collar when he fell in!

TAKE THAT, YOU "HOMEWARD BOUND" F*CKTARDS!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> ...www.imdb.com...
<Axolotl> So good! If I ever need a pet 'taken care of', I know who to call.
<mypalmike> F*cktards. Nice.
<Luminaire> I liked that movie when I was a kid.
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<superwoman biatch> You are so sexy and funny. Call me you intellectual, hilarious hottie you!!

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