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Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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This weekend was to be a romatic weekend with my wife and I. Flower picking was our first stop, but when I found and picked this beauty, quite an uproar occured.

Undeterred, my wife and I hid in a cave until the heat was off. I thought she was getting a little frisky in the cave nibbling on my crotch. Later, I found out I actually had a visitor in my pants.

Finally, we found a quiet place in the park to lay on a blanket. We spied a family of monkies in the tree and realized they were writing captions about us...oh wait they were flinging shit actually.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> 
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: I especially like the bit where you "hid in a cave".

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