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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Axolotl listening to theSmiths
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It was like my life had been void unitl I found my true orientation.

I was so not into women, men, cosmic anomalies or even abstract concepts.

I finally found an outlet for my urges:

Thoracopagothalarctophilia!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 13 comments for this caption.

<jordie3> You are a winner, if only for that last panel.
<MLimburg> hehehe ditto
<mypalmike> You were listening to the Smiths when writing this one?
<Axolotl> Doh. The old cookie was still there!
<3Suns> Thoracopagothalarctophilia! I love that song!
<Lauren> This 'crass' theme is making us reveal all sorts of personal information to each other. I think this is an important step in our evolution at MEP into one big happy family.
<Mort> Or orgy.
<guyPaulo> As exciting as an orgy with Lauren would be, there are FAR to many male monkies here to intertain such a notion.
<Lauren> I think some of the male monkies might disagree with you there, guy.
<guyPaulo> I think some of the male monkies might just want to get a look at my sexy buns, Lauren.
<Lauren> I think some of the male monkies might think you are female, guy.
<guyPaulo> Bah, no female could use "explosive diarrhea" as artistically as an emotionally adolescent male like myself.

I'm off to the bathroom for an "orgy for one." Back in five minutes ;)

<ElvisThePelvis> A five-knuckle orgy indeed.

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