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Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004 by guyPaulo
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My ValueJet flight really sucked. They didn't even land the plane to let me off! The stewardess just told me to "hang on to my ass" as she pulled the red lever beneath my seat.

Events from my bad day

Later that day, my dermatologist removed this blackened, pus-spewing lesion (shown at actual size) from my left buttock. It hurt like a bitch.


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Finally, when I got home I realized that my dumb girlfriend had fed milk to my lactose-intolerant pet pygmy hippo, who proceeded to have explosive diarrhea all over my apartment.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 12 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> Hey! Shades of my first Guest Day win:
...mostemailed.com...
<3Suns> I'd say getting your blackened, pus-spewing lesion removed would be a good thing. Better than leaving it there...

But the hippo with explosive diarrhea would definitely be a "shitty" way to come home.

<Hey, You There.> Nice, I'll be laughing at this one all day!
<guyPaulo> I remember that week yoyo, as I had won for the first time the week before. Back then, it was possible to win on a Wednesday with only 1-2 comments on your caption and only about 6-8 other monkies even bothering to write a caption to begin with.
<yoyology> Yeah. The curse of popularity.
<Mort> I remember you two winning all the time. It's about time one of you won again.
<guyPaulo> DID YOU HEAR THAT, YOU OTHER NEW MONKIES! YOYO AND I USED TO RULE THIS SITE! HEAR OUR NAMES AND TREMBLE IN FEAR PEONS!!!!!
<Hey, You There.> uh, ok.
<guyPaulo> Hhhmmmm, your monkie there doesn't seem to be trembling. I guess a vulgar cubicle-troll and a sardonic librarian aren't exactly awe inspiring.
<Mort> I feel jealous of Yoyology and his lax librarian life.
<Lauren> Yoyo, I remember that caption... I was there back then too. But I have NEVER won.
<JulieK> You guys are sooo old school

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