[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

...

My ValueJet flight really sucked. They didn't even land the plane to let me off! The stewardess just told me to "hang on to my ass" as she pulled the red lever beneath my seat.

Events from my bad day

Later that day, my dermatologist removed this blackened, pus-spewing lesion (shown at actual size) from my left buttock. It hurt like a bitch.


...

Finally, when I got home I realized that my dumb girlfriend had fed milk to my lactose-intolerant pet pygmy hippo, who proceeded to have explosive diarrhea all over my apartment.

(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 188 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:52Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:51Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:50Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:48Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:47Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:46Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:45Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:42Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:41Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:40Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:39Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:38Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:37Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:36Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:34Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:33Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:32Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:31Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:30Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:29Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:28Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:27Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:26Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:24Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:22Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:21Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:11Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:06Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:01Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:56Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:53Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:51Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:48Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:46Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:44Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:43Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:42Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:41Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:40Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:39Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:38Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:37Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:36Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:22Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:21Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:20Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:19Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:18Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:17Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:16Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:15Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:14Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:13Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:12Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:11Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:10Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:09Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:08Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:07Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:06Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:02Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:01Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:59Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:58Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:57Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:56Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:55Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:53Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:47Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:45Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:44Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:42Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:32Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:30Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:29Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:25Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:23Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:22Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:20Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:19Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:18Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:15Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:14Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:13Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:12Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:11Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:10Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:09Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:08Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:06Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:04Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:02Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:01Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:00Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:59Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:58Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:57Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:56Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:55Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:54Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:51Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:50Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:49Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:48Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:47Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:46Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:45Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:44Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:40Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:38Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:34Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:33Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:32Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:31Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:30Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:29Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:28Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:27Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:26Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:23Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:22Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:11Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:06Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:04Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:58Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:55Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:53Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:52Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:51Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:50Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:49Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:48Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:46Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:44Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:43Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:40Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:37Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:36Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:34Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:33Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:32Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:31Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:30Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:29Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:28Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:27Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:26Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:25Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:24Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:23Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:22Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:20Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:19Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:18Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:17Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:10Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:09Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:06Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:05Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:04Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:03Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:02Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:00Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:45Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:43Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:39Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:34Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:19Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:15Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:09Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:08Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:07Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:05Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:04Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:03Caption #202

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 12 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> Hey! Shades of my first Guest Day win:
...mostemailed.com...
<3Suns> I'd say getting your blackened, pus-spewing lesion removed would be a good thing. Better than leaving it there...

But the hippo with explosive diarrhea would definitely be a "shitty" way to come home.

<Hey, You There.> Nice, I'll be laughing at this one all day!
<guyPaulo> I remember that week yoyo, as I had won for the first time the week before. Back then, it was possible to win on a Wednesday with only 1-2 comments on your caption and only about 6-8 other monkies even bothering to write a caption to begin with.
<yoyology> Yeah. The curse of popularity.
<Mort> I remember you two winning all the time. It's about time one of you won again.
<guyPaulo> DID YOU HEAR THAT, YOU OTHER NEW MONKIES! YOYO AND I USED TO RULE THIS SITE! HEAR OUR NAMES AND TREMBLE IN FEAR PEONS!!!!!
<Hey, You There.> uh, ok.
<guyPaulo> Hhhmmmm, your monkie there doesn't seem to be trembling. I guess a vulgar cubicle-troll and a sardonic librarian aren't exactly awe inspiring.
<Mort> I feel jealous of Yoyology and his lax librarian life.
<Lauren> Yoyo, I remember that caption... I was there back then too. But I have NEVER won.
<JulieK> You guys are sooo old school

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post