[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

...

My ValueJet flight really sucked. They didn't even land the plane to let me off! The stewardess just told me to "hang on to my ass" as she pulled the red lever beneath my seat.

Events from my bad day

Later that day, my dermatologist removed this blackened, pus-spewing lesion (shown at actual size) from my left buttock. It hurt like a bitch.


...

Finally, when I got home I realized that my dumb girlfriend had fed milk to my lactose-intolerant pet pygmy hippo, who proceeded to have explosive diarrhea all over my apartment.

(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 220 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:57Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:56Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:54Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:53Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:52Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:51Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:49Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:48Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:45Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:43Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:42Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:38Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:37Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:34Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:31Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:30Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:29Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:28Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:27Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:23Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:18Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:15Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:13Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:06Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:04Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:56Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:49Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:47Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:45Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:33Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:32Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:31Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:30Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:26Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:19Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:14Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:13Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:11Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:08Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:06Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:00Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:57Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:54Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:47Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:46Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:38Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:34Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:30Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:18Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:17Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:16Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:16Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:14Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:12Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:09Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:08Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:06Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:01Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:53Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:52Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:50Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:48Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:45Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:43Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:37Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:36Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:34Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:33Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:29Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:27Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:24Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:20Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:19Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:17Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:16Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:14Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:10Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:09Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:06Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:04Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:01Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:58Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:56Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:51Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:47Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:46Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:45Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:39Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:38Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:30Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:28Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:26Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:24Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:23Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:14Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:10Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:09Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:07Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:06Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:04Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:02Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:01Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:58Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:57Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:54Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:53Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:51Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:47Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:46Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:42Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:38Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:37Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:34Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:30Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:26Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:25Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:22Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:17Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:15Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:11Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:10Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:05Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:03Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:02Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:01Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:51Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:50Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:47Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:45Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:44Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:43Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:42Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:36Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:35Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:30Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:26Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:25Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:24Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:19Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:18Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:17Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:13Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:11Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:10Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:09Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:08Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:07Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:02Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:00Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:57Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:54Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:52Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:50Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:49Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:47Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:46Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:44Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:43Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:42Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:38Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:36Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:32Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:31Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:26Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:22Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:21Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:20Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:14Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:06Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:02Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:59Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:58Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:57Caption #190

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 12 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> Hey! Shades of my first Guest Day win:
...mostemailed.com...
<3Suns> I'd say getting your blackened, pus-spewing lesion removed would be a good thing. Better than leaving it there...

But the hippo with explosive diarrhea would definitely be a "shitty" way to come home.

<Hey, You There.> Nice, I'll be laughing at this one all day!
<guyPaulo> I remember that week yoyo, as I had won for the first time the week before. Back then, it was possible to win on a Wednesday with only 1-2 comments on your caption and only about 6-8 other monkies even bothering to write a caption to begin with.
<yoyology> Yeah. The curse of popularity.
<Mort> I remember you two winning all the time. It's about time one of you won again.
<guyPaulo> DID YOU HEAR THAT, YOU OTHER NEW MONKIES! YOYO AND I USED TO RULE THIS SITE! HEAR OUR NAMES AND TREMBLE IN FEAR PEONS!!!!!
<Hey, You There.> uh, ok.
<guyPaulo> Hhhmmmm, your monkie there doesn't seem to be trembling. I guess a vulgar cubicle-troll and a sardonic librarian aren't exactly awe inspiring.
<Mort> I feel jealous of Yoyology and his lax librarian life.
<Lauren> Yoyo, I remember that caption... I was there back then too. But I have NEVER won.
<JulieK> You guys are sooo old school

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post