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Most Emailed Photos - 12/22/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Many people believe they have seen proof of ghosts.

I hope that ghosts aren't real and I find that most ghost sightings are easily explained...at least I hope so...

You see, I've killed a lot of things in my life and I am afraid they would come back to haunt me.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Which is exactly why I confine my killing to very tiny insects and only if they are caught sucking my blood or that of my dog (e.g., mosquitos, fleas and ticks).
<mypalmike> Wait... You killed your dog?
<Lauren> Did I say that? Well, in a way I did, but I was only trying to help and besides, that's not what I was saying above.

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