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Most Emailed Photos - 10/16/2003 by mypalmike
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My life is so much better now that I've come to America and started a new career as a photographer.

Back in the motherland, we echidnas were hunted down by fascist German shepherds (and their dogs). I lost my first litter to those bastards.

After fleeing to China, things just got worse. My family was brutally beaten by a gang of fascist nurses. Thank god America has no fascists!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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