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Most Emailed Photos - 10/16/2003 by mypalmike
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My life is so much better now that I've come to America and started a new career as a photographer.

Back in the motherland, we echidnas were hunted down by fascist German shepherds (and their dogs). I lost my first litter to those bastards.

After fleeing to China, things just got worse. My family was brutally beaten by a gang of fascist nurses. Thank god America has no fascists!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Hahaha...America has no facists

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