Obtuse was feeling better. His bout with explosive diarrhea was over, leaving him dehydrated and his colon empty except for 2 small pumpkin seeds and a smattering of half-digested strawberry jam. |
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With his bowels under his own command, he set out to find a suitable mate for the evening. |
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Sadly, his failure to realize that it was "Crass Day" at MEP led him to make a wrong turn, and he ended up as a light snack for those man-eating South Pole Polar Bears (who don't really exist). |
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