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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by guyPaulo
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Obtuse was feeling better. His bout with explosive diarrhea was over, leaving him dehydrated and his colon empty except for 2 small pumpkin seeds and a smattering of half-digested strawberry jam.

With his bowels under his own command, he set out to find a suitable mate for the evening.

Sadly, his failure to realize that it was "Crass Day" at MEP led him to make a wrong turn, and he ended up as a light snack for those man-eating South Pole Polar Bears (who don't really exist).
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> I don't think Obtuse is gonna like you after this one, guy.
<guyPaulo> What? I don't think its TOO out of line... It's not even that crass, except for the first bit.
<3Suns> What's he gonna do about it? He's polar bear meat!
<mypalmike> The first bit is hilarious.

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