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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by Pedro Gonzales
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Betsy:"This shameless hoe ruined my marriage with her young body and liberal dress sense..."

Jerry:"But what about your husband? Is he a serial adulterer"
Betsy "Damn right!- he's just a big red walking hard-on!"

Betsy:"And now the fool is fighting for custody of my lil' junior." Dan:"Who you calling a fool, bitch?" Betsy: "Go on- hit me, just like all the other times...!"
Jerry: "We'll be right back after the break for more Jerry Springer..."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Feel free to mentally add crowd participation noises, such as "Woo woo woo!" "Talk to the hand!" or "Jerry Jerry Jerry"
<yoyology> I feel about Jerry Springer much the way Mort feels about Celine Dion.

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