[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 364 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:35Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:34Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:33Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:32Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:30Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:28Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:26Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:24Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:23Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:20Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:19Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:15Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:12Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:11Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:10Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:09Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:08Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:07Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:05Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:03Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:02Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:59Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:55Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:54Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:51Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:49Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:45Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:44Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:43Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:35Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:31Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:27Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:25Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:24Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:22Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:20Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:18Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:17Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:16Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:14Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:13Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:12Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:10Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:09Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:07Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:06Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:02Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:01Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:59Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:58Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:56Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:53Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:47Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:46Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:43Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:42Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:41Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:40Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:36Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:33Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:32Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:31Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:30Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:28Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:26Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:20Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:18Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:12Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:09Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:07Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:06Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:05Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:03Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:02Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:25:01Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:59Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:58Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:57Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:54Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:51Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:49Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:47Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:46Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:43Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:42Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:38Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:34Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:33Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:32Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:29Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:26Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:24Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:20Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:19Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:17Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:15Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:12Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:09Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:06Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:03Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:58Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:57Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:54Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:53Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:51Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:49Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:48Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:47Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:46Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:45Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:44Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:43Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:41Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:39Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:38Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:37Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:35Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:34Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:33Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:32Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:29Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:27Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:26Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:25Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:24Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:22Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:20Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:18Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:16Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:14Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:13Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:12Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:11Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:08Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:04Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:03Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:02Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:01Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:59Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:54Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:53Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:52Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:51Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:50Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:49Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:48Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:46Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:45Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:44Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:42Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:41Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:40Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:39Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:38Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:37Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:36Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:35Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:34Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:33Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:29Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:27Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:25Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:24Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:23Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:20Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:19Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:11Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:10Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:09Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:08Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:06Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:05Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:04Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:03Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:01Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:59Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:58Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:57Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:56Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:54Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:51Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:49Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:48Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:47Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:46Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:45Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:43Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:42Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:40Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:38Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:36Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:34Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:31Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:30Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:29Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:23Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:20Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:19Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:18Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:17Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:14Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:12Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:10Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:06Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:05Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:04Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:59Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:58Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:57Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:56Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:55Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:54Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:53Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:50Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:49Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:48Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:45Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:44Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:43Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:42Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:39Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:36Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:35Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:34Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:33Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:31Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:30Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:29Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:24Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:21Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:20Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:16Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:15Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:14Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:13Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:09Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:08Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:07Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:05Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:03Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:02Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:01Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:00Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:58Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:57Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:55Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:54Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:52Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:50Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:45Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:44Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:43Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:42Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:41Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:40Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:39Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:38Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:36Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:34Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:33Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:31Caption #09
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:30Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:29Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:26Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:25Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:22Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:21Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:20Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:19Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:17Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:16Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:15Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:14Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:13Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:12Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:08Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:00Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:55Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:53Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:52Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:51Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:48Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:47Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:46Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:45Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:44Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:40Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:37Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:36Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:33Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:32Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:29Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:26Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:23Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:22Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:20Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:19Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:18Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:11Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:10Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:09Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:07Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:06Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:04Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:02Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:00Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:53Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:51Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:47Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:46Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:43Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:42Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:41Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:40Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:38Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:36Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:35Caption #364

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post