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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by guyPaulo
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"So you're non-violent, right bathrobe-boy? Well what if I do THIS (wump) you bald-headed bastard? That's right, go crying back to your monestary you little bitch."

My karma took a dive after that.

I was later reincarnated as a Bullfighter with no depth perception, resulting in my ass getting kicked by the bull regularly.

I was also haunted by a sword-wielding ghost, which would leap out during scary movies and frighten the beejesus out of me.

But it was worth it to see that f*cking monk cry like a girl.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mark> yeah, but who's crying now ...
<Hysterical Woman> Good story. The last line makes it.

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