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Caption Monkeys have naturally occurring ordering principles at work that lead to formulaic methods of interacting with the environment.

If this picture makes you think of kittens, or if kittens make you think of comely girls, then you have some understanding of these principles in action.

Every monkey is unique, however, and will subsequently see things from unique and oft-varied viewpoints.

These contrasted views weave together a fabric that will one day aid the C.M. in breaking down the psychological and physical limitations nature thrusts upon it.

In due time, the Caption Monkey will have evolved through detached social conditioning into Collective Monkey.

One global takeover later, Mort’s plan is complete

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Zebra Girl> So, caption monkies are merely a new form of pokémon?
<Lauren> Excellent lecture, ajiav. Now I understand.
<mypalmike> You seem to gloss over a lot of details when you say "One global takeover later"... I'm a bit skeptical.
<Hysterical Woman> 1. Make captions
2. ?
3. Take over the world.
Got that plan from the underwear gnomes.
<ajiav> hey, it ain't my plan.

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