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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by obtuse
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You want crass?
How's this:

"I felt like a giraffe's neck,

looming above her."

Innuendo? Check.

"I don't want to self-service.

I want my tank filled."

One for guyPaulo:

"Can you obstruct my bowel

with something smaller?"

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Simply meta-ossum
<Stormi> Bwahaha! Poor Guy!
<Mort> to say it most plain,
this caption is truly insane --
a legerdemain
<ElvisThePelvis> !!!!!
<3Suns> Rock on!
<apple juice is a verb> 
<mypalmike> Hilarious!
<Axolotl> This is so awesome!

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