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Most Emailed Photos - 01/18/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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She was a bit of a porker but she sure loved my trouser snake.

My roomate used to complain about how gross she was until he walked in on us in mid coitus on top of the kitchen table.

He was pretty shell shocked after that...

I don't know who made him Lord God King of lovers anyway, I mean his girlfriend gave him crabs for Christ's sake.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> ^_^
<reddman> ha ha ha ...crabs...ha ha...
Wait...thats not funny.

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