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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/12/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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Dear Penthouse,

This happens to me all the time...after all I am deceased star Rick James.
The night I died I had a visit from an Angel.

She presented herself to me for a night a lewd and perverted lovemaking...as only I, Rick James, could do it.

I made wild, freaky love with her with such force and funkishness...

that men throughout the ages would worship at the alter of my marble-hard manhood.

And men all over the world would franticly play pocket pool while changing their names to "Rick James" in honor of my night of Passion.

Love,

Rick James

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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