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Dear Penthouse,

This happens to me all the time...after all I am deceased star Rick James.
The night I died I had a visit from an Angel.

She presented herself to me for a night a lewd and perverted lovemaking...as only I, Rick James, could do it.

I made wild, freaky love with her with such force and funkishness...

that men throughout the ages would worship at the alter of my marble-hard manhood.

And men all over the world would franticly play pocket pool while changing their names to "Rick James" in honor of my night of Passion.

Love,

Rick James

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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