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Most Emailed Photos - 03/03/2005 by Fu Manchu
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As a recovering sex addict, I have to think "unsexy thoughts" to avoid temptation.

Sometimes I picture my grandmother naked.

Sometimes I contemplate the magnificence of the universe.

But mostly I remember the time I was infested by enormous crabs.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Fu Manchu> Okay, that's enough wicked retardedness from me...
<mypalmike> You beat me to the "crabs" joke...
<guyPaulo> BWAHAHAHA!
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes!

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