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Most Emailed Photos - 03/03/2005 by Fu Manchu
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As a recovering sex addict, I have to think "unsexy thoughts" to avoid temptation.

Sometimes I picture my grandmother naked.


Sometimes I contemplate the magnificence of the universe.

But mostly I remember the time I was infested by enormous crabs.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Fu Manchu> Okay, that's enough wicked retardedness from me...
<mypalmike> You beat me to the "crabs" joke...
<guyPaulo> BWAHAHAHA!
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes!

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