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Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 07/21/2004 by Kumiho
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Mort sighed and stood up. The time had finally come to take those other monkies in hand.

Word had come down from his handlers that Morticia was not amused, and had given the secret signal indicating that things had better shape up.

Superwoman biatch and David Byrden blinked in surprise as Mort took them to task.
"Okay you monkies, enough with the cursing already! The Queen Mum isn't going to let us off the next time your potty mouths shoot off."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Sometimes, you have to take the monkey in hand.
<Kumiho> Wait, that sounds naughty.
<superwoman biatch> I can control my potty mouth..but can David control his "shooting off"?!!!!

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