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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/29/2004 by Morgus
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This was me, before.

I'd see hunks like this, and I'd think, why not hold ME, honey?

But then I realized that to get the guys I really wanted, I'd have to have a sex change. That was 23 years ago, and I've had a happy life since!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Darlenenbc> 
<Kumiho> Giggles. So that's how it works.
<ajiav> 
<3Suns> You looked like that before and you couldn't find any hot guys? I woulda done you... (scratches pale scrawny ass)

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