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"Great Dane" Sikorski took an oddball pride in boasting what new items he could hide in his body cavities.

"Congratulations, Dane," I said, "Woof Woof. . . Now listen, what can you tell me about missing puppies in this sub-sector?"

The Dane looked disappointed I wasn't thrilled, and called over to "Cocker" Spanielli, one of the barmaids. "Bring us a pitcher of Schnauser Golden Ale," he grumbled.

"Listen, Snooper," he said. "I met that ape in distress too - she was a regular customer in here. Didn't you take a good close peep at those other two kids of hers? Did'nt something seem a little 'odd' about them too?"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Carol> Anything by Regnad Kcin is inherently sort of meta.
<Regnad Kcin> Only thing "meta" about this dick is my third eye, Roscoe! I'm trying to crack a case, and the case is more twisted than a neocon's logic! I call this the case of "The Monkey Mom," and it started back on March 28. I'd appreciate any leads on this missing pooch, but then maybe you've got other fish to fry!
<guyPaulo> Save it for the captions, Nick.
<ajiav> the rant was awesome...
<94> may I take your Hat and Goat
<94> I smell a Rat

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