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Heads up!

Hey! Look out, it's gonna hit ya!

DUCK!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<3Suns> *ducks*
<Lauren> My front door has a very large brass knocker in the shape of a duck's head. It's bill is about six inches above my head, so I have never had a problem with it, but three of my taller friends have scars on their foreheads to prove the beak is sharp (one even required stitches). Whenever they pass through my entranceway, I shout 'DUCK!' For some reason they don't think this is funny.
<3Suns> Lauren has very large brass knockers? What?
<Lauren> Just one, 3Suns.
<Lauren> And it's not so much 'large' as it is 'sharp.'
<guyPaulo> You could stick a cork on the end to blunt it, Lauren. Or you could leave it alone and cackle with sadistic glee as your guest impale their skulls on the thing.
<Lauren> For a while, I had a red rubber clown's nose glued to the end of it, but someone stole that. Life in the big city....
<ajiav> 
<Carol> Funny! Caption, and Lauren's door.
<mypalmike> Nice. Lauren's door story is classic too.

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