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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2005 by Mort
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Ah, the amazing ancient Egyptians, who gave us the world's first MILF.

Who worshiped the blazing sun and the sultry moon.

And taught us just how slaves should be treated.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Did you blink your eye five times at 05:05 yesterday? Did your five wishes come true? Or were you yet again naked in a duck pond trying to find your underwear?


There are 2 messages for this day.
<3Suns> 1) I wish I could find my underwear
2) I wish I knew where my towel was
3) I wish I had some dry clothes to change into
4) I wish I that creepy guy on the bench would stop staring at me
5) I wish I could remember how I got here... Oh right, Cinco de Mayo
<Axolotl> If I looking for towel
Him name is Elvis the Towel

PS I will find my towel
Who took my towel?


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