Sure, I've patented some inventions. My first was a method of controlling the weather. Here you can see, there's a cold front approaching Europe. In the top right... No, I didn't make the big swirlie cloud, but look at that cold front! |
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Another invention, which I sold to Mercedes, I like to call the bird-car. It flaps its wings to fly. Well, the patent says it flies, but this early prototype doesn't quite generate the necessary lift. Chicks dig it though. |
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But by far my most triumphant invention is the miniature bagel slicer. You know, for those miniature bagels I invented. |
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