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Most Emailed Photos - 09/10/2003 by mypalmike
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Sure, I've patented some inventions. My first was a method of controlling the weather. Here you can see, there's a cold front approaching Europe. In the top right... No, I didn't make the big swirlie cloud, but look at that cold front!

Another invention, which I sold to Mercedes, I like to call the bird-car. It flaps its wings to fly. Well, the patent says it flies, but this early prototype doesn't quite generate the necessary lift. Chicks dig it though.

But by far my most triumphant invention is the miniature bagel slicer. You know, for those miniature bagels I invented.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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