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"Please put down the fork. I am an endangered species. It doesn't matter if I taste good. "

"AS you can see, it was an easy battle. I shoved the fork between the second and third rib. He didn't last long."

This is a picture of me at age 5. I had already forked nearly a dozen polar bears. I have the x-rays of all them to prove it.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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