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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Hysterical Woman
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I, Hysterical Woman, have been a secret spy for many years. That's me in the shadow spying on her.

I was asssigned to study these "caption monkies" a few days ago, to see how they make the funny.

All I've discovered is that guyPaulo is making a machine that makes explosive diarreha. Sigh.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Wow, HW, welcome aboard. I believe the truth is that we are all spies, assigned to look into the activities of the others. I am with an organization formerly known as the KBG (sorry, it's too secret to reveal the new name). Mort is with Mi-6. To which secret society do you belong?
<Hysterical Woman> I'm with QHYRT. Use you secret spy rings to decode that! Drink Ovaltine!
<3Suns> KBG = Kick-Butt Girls?

Oh, and HW, here's a secret tip... that's not just an ED-making machine, it's actually a diarrhea launcher. You see, soldiers have a tough time aiming when they have to turn around, bend over, and pull down their pants...

<Lauren> Unfortunately, I left my decoder ring on the ledge above the sink while scrubbing in for surgery last week. Would that be Quantified Heretics You Really Trust? Or is it Quality Harridans Yearning to Run Things?
<Zebra Girl> I'm free-lance. Means I can sell my sevices to anyone who's willing to pay well enough.
<3Suns> Freelance? Is that what they call them in your neck of the woods?

Around here they're "WMDs", Women of Moral Distaste.

<Zebra Girl> Moral Distaste? I prefer to think of it as Moral disassasociation.
<mypalmike> You misspelled "teh".
<Mort> OMG Mike extra points!!1!1!!

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