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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by yoyology
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*twinkle*

All the horny girls are
lining up to borrow the
platinum kitty.

Why?


Rob knows.

"It's in me right now. Feels great! See how my nipple hardens?"

(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<yoyology> This one's for Lauren.
<guyPaulo> ......oh god......snort
<Lauren> Well worth the wait, yoyo.
<3Suns> Wow, I'm surprised nobody hit on the Hello Kitty vibrator meme before... oh well.

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