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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by guyPaulo
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It was my sister’s first big modeling assignment.

Our parents were there, and they even brought the family dogs, Chico and Guapa.

She really wanted our support, and I’m sure my invitation just got lost in the mail.

Fortunately, I found out about the event and arrived on time. Feeling a bout of explosive diarrhea coming on, I wisely covered my assets with a pair of “Oops, I crapped my pants!” brand adult diapers.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Thank you!
<guyPaulo> This is kind of a mixed-breed meta-caption. Its humor derives from several sources. Or maybe it suck, I can't tell.
<Axolotl> A vote for guyPaulo is a vote for explosive diarrhea!
<3Suns> I guess it's better to have your brother there in a diaper than your brother there in shit-pants.
<Morgus> Wow, I feel honored, for having inspired guyPaulo... or maybe for having outed his presence at his sister's first big modeling assignment!
<guyPaulo> Yeah, I wore blackface as a disguise.
<mypalmike> A nice amalgam of all previous captions.
<yoyology> Thief! Plagiarist! Funny!
<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> If you want a list of footnotes, yoyo, I will provide them for you.
<Carol> 

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