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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004

by Axolotl

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Sometimes, a career just keeps on going, getting better all the time.

Or it could stall, leaving you in a place where you're just not comfortable.

At worst, the downward spiral makes you more and more desperate.

Waking up, you find your whole life is applejuiced.

(Reuters)

(Fashion Wire Daily)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> hahaha
<apple juice is a verb> You know, it doesn't have to be a negative verb.
<Lauren> Long, but well worth the effort of reading it, if only for the 'verb'age.
<Mort> So being applejuiced involves a washed out star using nipple to get in the public eye again?
<guyPaulo> I saw Mariah Carey on TV yesterday. What a fruitcake. Man, she is so applejuiced that it isn't even funny anymore.
<3Suns> Arnold Schwarzenegger applejuiced his way into the governer's chair. It can't be an entirely negative verb...
<Lauren> Depends on if your passing or receiving, 3Suns.
<ajiav> can we apple juice about this some other time?

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